As a man we much admire once said: “It feels like summer.” That man? Childish Gambino –and while he was actually talking about the ever-pressing threat of climate change, his message still holds (save your laughs) water. It does feel like summer. Hell, it is summer. While New York has plenty –okay, well some lovely public pools for anyone to visit, what’s really the point in swimming in a cocktail of pee, skin of Upper…
We’ve all been there. It’s 12pm, and your 30 minute lunch ***hour*** is starting. Salvation, at last. Waiting in the break room freezer is your sweet relief: a homemade smoothie bowl you whipped up last night. It’s not perfect; the Açaí isn’t organic and locally sourced, but it’s yours. You make your way to the freezer and peel it open, excitement filling you with newfound energy. Maybe you’ll actually look over the Penske File after…