As a man we much admire once said: “It feels like summer.” That man? Childish Gambino –and while he was actually talking about the ever-pressing threat of climate change, his message still holds (save your laughs) water. It does feel like summer. Hell, it is summer. While New York has plenty –okay, well some lovely public pools for anyone to visit, what’s really the point in swimming in a cocktail of pee, skin of Upper…
We get it. It’s 98 degrees Fahrenheit out and it’s 8pm on a Tuesday. You’ve even changed the temperature filter on Snapchat over to centigrade (that totally dumb system of measurement the whole rest of the world uses) to really emphasize just how utterly boiling it is today. As your dinner of Chipotle wraps up (don’t worry, it’s only the third time you’ve gone there this week), you begin to realize that there’s a hole…